Noodle time.

I am father of the year.

Our son is the Ashlee Simpson of Christmas Carols.

Our new hire.

Found him in a Home Depot parking lot. Hired him on to do our dishes. Dude refuses to wear a shirt.

Gracie Allen and George Burns, 1933.

I love this picture.

Our son.

Compliments of his Aunt Ashley. It's been a long weekend.

My Night.

The boy: I want mommy to read me books.
Me: I am not mommy. I am Daddy Robot.
[begin robot noises]
The Boy: I love you Daddy Robot.

I love this dad thing.

Buzz Lightyear: Boy Slave

We will watch this movie, during which time you will feed me clementine orange slices piece by piece. Then you will let me use your laser on some marshmallows and chocolate.



Sitting in LAX, passing the time.

Sigh.

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