Tuesday, August 21, 2007

It's just bad...

It's bad when you wake up at four o'clock in the morning with your son crying next to you, smell the sour stench of a soiled diaper, think that's the reason for his tears, then soon realize that the smell is actually your breath and he - tears and all - just needed his pacifier popped back in...either that or I was breathing my mouth fumes on him.

Time for Dad to start swigging the Listerine.*

*Industrial Grade

1 comment:

Deena, Chris and Lauren Bilek said...

Suggestion: stop "recycling" his diapers...you're really taking the green thing too far.