It's bad when you wake up at four o'clock in the morning with your son crying next to you, smell the sour stench of a soiled diaper, think that's the reason for his tears, then soon realize that the smell is actually your breath and he - tears and all - just needed his pacifier popped back in...either that or I was breathing my mouth fumes on him.
Time for Dad to start swigging the Listerine.*
*Industrial Grade
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Suggestion: stop "recycling" his diapers...you're really taking the green thing too far.
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