Picture overload...

"I'm ready for school now. I need some book learnin'."

Hit yourself in the head with anything, and he'll give you this:

He smiles when he poops.

As you can tell, he poops a lot.

For survival skills, we'll sometimes put him in the surrounding landscape and make him fend for himself. He came out of this particular bush with a raccoon pelt and a cotton gin. Our boy is a genius.

It was a sweaty adventure.