"I'm ready for school now. I need some book learnin'."
Hit yourself in the head with anything, and he'll give you this:
He smiles when he poops.
As you can tell, he poops a lot.
For survival skills, we'll sometimes put him in the surrounding landscape and make him fend for himself. He came out of this particular bush with a raccoon pelt and a cotton gin. Our boy is a genius.
It was a sweaty adventure.